Table manners under review.PIERRE · SELF-APPOINTED RESTAURANT CRITIC
A refined palate.
An unpaid tab.
He has standards, an appetite and a flexible interpretation of “complimentary”. The same grey pigeon, whichever country is asking him to leave.
“I was told to help myself. The wording was very clear.”
- Usually found
- One plate closer to lunch than he should be.
- Special skill
- Turning an exit into a travel itinerary.

